they sure doth

they sure doth

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 poor guy doesn't realize that's not a beer gut
it's bloating from being dead and all

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doop doop weird hair


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Okay! Jeez, man! You're a bird, whatever!

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  Necks, man. They crazy.

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woom woom woom


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*insert Hyrule Castle Town theme here*

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I can't be the only person to whom the name "Owl City" suggests this.


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Dude's gotta keep his massive cleaver in better condition from now on.


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clipped text: "you know, the mere fact that i can fit into these human clothes illustrates quite handily the issue with anthropomorphic aliens in fiction"


"well would you rather we were all formless blobs?"

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