are you fucking serious

His best friend just pooped in his sink.

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A Dwarf Druid I played for half of a short pre-made D&D session. 

He lived in a library and slept in a nest of paper. His armour was going to be made of sandwich boards with end-of-the-world slogans on them.

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Sometimes, when the post-apocalypse gets you down, you just gotta fold your arms unconvincingly.

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Sometimes my fiancée's bestest friend tells me to draw funny shit.

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We live in the 21st century! Get it together, people!

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 Triumphs of Impossible Architecture, Episode 3: Counterweights & How Not to Use Them

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 Terminal Toad knows his time is almost up. He's made his peace. But he still doesn't know what disease he has.

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 I reiterate. Ghost Cat: Total Dick.

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 Unkind! Also, true!

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 I hate Feliz Navidad with a type of unrestrained, senseless fury never before seen in a member of the human race

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LaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaa

INTERLUDE: in which i figuratively eat my hat

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in which i get mad at myself

 The best way to learn is by yelling at yourself.

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Insults also help!

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This gentleman has emerged from a hole in reality, and is very pleased with himself.

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Turtle Island was another project I did in Minecraft. The house never happened.

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 An internet friend once expressed concern that his place was haunted by a ghost cat. At some point or other it was decided that Ghost Cat was a *total dick*.

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 Hamlet would be a better play if performed by robots. This is both a compliment to the state of modern robotics, and an insult to Shakespeare.

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 OH BOY

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 You sure are, kiddo. You sure are.

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 Nobody at all.

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 I think I had just watched The Amazing Screw-On Head.

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NECKS AND CHINS ARE MY FORTE

in which minecraft and cannon bear happen

Last September I was going to build a castle on top of a hole in the ocean in Minecraft. I got the hole done and then figured it would be more impressive just on its own.
 

And then I filled it with lava.

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 Bartender designs for Cannon Bear. Got to get them NPCs perfect.

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 This I did build in Minecraft.

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 True story!

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 glurble brurple

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 grrrrr

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 this pun only makes sense if you are me or my lady love

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 Zombie kids!

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 Now there's one angry bea-

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NEVER MIND I TAKE IT BACK

BAWLD SPESS MAHREEN

 Hello, welcome to Neckbeard Facepaint's Discount Emporium, suspicious stares half price for this weekend only!

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His parents named him HNGGGHH. Pretty much only one career path open to a lad named HNGGGHH.

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 HUAH! HAAAAAH! SHRRRAAAAAHHH!


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 Doodle for a design. Looks too much like she's playing the flute.


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 DUDE CALM DOWN


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 weird goblin dudes spend their friday nights at seedy pubs too WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON


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 One of my fiancee's D&D characters.


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 One of my fiancee's LOTRO characters.


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 good sir your pants are riding too high


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Now THAT's better!

Fart Jokes

Oh right, I have a blog!

 o ho ho

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 This is a man who does not walk good.

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 daww, i love you too, horrific mouth beast

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:D

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Fonts! I kind of like the one with the really big slanted serifs.

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