in which i get mad at myself

 The best way to learn is by yelling at yourself.

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Insults also help!

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This gentleman has emerged from a hole in reality, and is very pleased with himself.

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Turtle Island was another project I did in Minecraft. The house never happened.

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 An internet friend once expressed concern that his place was haunted by a ghost cat. At some point or other it was decided that Ghost Cat was a *total dick*.

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 Hamlet would be a better play if performed by robots. This is both a compliment to the state of modern robotics, and an insult to Shakespeare.

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 OH BOY

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 You sure are, kiddo. You sure are.

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 Nobody at all.

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 I think I had just watched The Amazing Screw-On Head.

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NECKS AND CHINS ARE MY FORTE