The Lesser Space Squid (Cosmoteuthis vulgaris) is commonly found attached to the surface of small celestial bodies. Contrary to folklore, this is not because they are afraid of space.
It is because they are afraid of the Greater Space Squid.
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Forgive the unsightly numbers. My coworker had "IMPORTANT BUSINESS" to do.
She just doesn't understand the purity of my art.
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What? Haven't you?
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